It's a monster. And really cute double-wrapped:
This yarn (Lion Brand Hometown USA) isn't the fanciest or most expensive stuff on the block, but it will withstand football tailgates, washing and drying, and anything else a college kid can get into.
The texture isn't bad, either, and it's super soft, as acrylic tends to be:
As soon as I took these snaps, it was off in the mail to its new home! So long, cowl!